It’s just been brought to my attention that there is a journalist operating on the Times website using the name Urban Fox. To clear up any strange misapprehensions, this is not me. I am pleased to confirm that I have no connection whatsoever with any NewsCorp company and have never written for any of that corporation’s publications. That’s probably self-evident to anyone who has read this blog, so this statement is just for those who skim the byline and disappear again.

I do, however, plan to install a Page 3 section on here soon. This will provide a range of GM-free fairly traded breasts from exploited countries worldwide, offering a much-needed counterpart to Rupert’s unethical capitalist bosoms.

(Can’t wait to see what sort of visitors Google will bring me now.)