The General Election is today, folks. But you know that already.

I voted earlier. As mentioned previously, I chose the Green party. Their candidate has no chance of winning the seat. But, as George Monbiot says of “wasted” votes, “this is the most intelligible means by which I can explain to whichever party wins the policies I would like it to follow.”

Hoping for a few fun surprises tonight, à la Portillo losing his seat to Twigg in 1997. There’s a large anti-Blair campaign in his constituency, Sedgefield, and it’d be deeply thrilling if the Prime Minister himself managed to lose his seat. Oh, how we would laugh.

Time will tell. Tick tock… Vote, Brits! (if you haven’t yet)