Hello, my darlings. What a busy fox I am. Things are so hectic at Foxbase Alpha, I’ve been neglecting you terribly. No doubt the High Court will soon be issuing an emergency protection order and taking you into care. But while I still have custody of you, let me take this opportunity to ruffle your hair and wipe the chocolate off your face with my hanky.

I owe several very dear people email, and it will be forthcoming just as soon as I get to sit down here for more than 5 minutes.

Interim hugs to you all. Hope you’re thriving.

Soundtrack to this post: Satan Wants Me – Luke Haines