The Botox King Hooray! – Tony “God” Blair has lost the Parliamentary vote on 90 day detention without charge.

Boo! – They’re making it 28 days, which is double the previous legal limit.

But even so, I offer a massive portion of freshly-picked YAY! with dollops of whipped WOO! to those members of the House who dared to scupper His plan.

Thank you, MPs. You aren’t all lazy, punchable twerps. (And that’s some concession.)