The American government wants more British soldiers sent to Iraq. Nothing whatsoever to do with legitimising George Bush’s bloodthirsty campaign a couple of weeks before the election, apparently. Geoff Hoon twittered “We want to make clear that the request is a military request and although it is linked to elections it is not linked to the US elections.” What a wag.

In the face of increasing international disgust, the recent withdrawal of Spain’s troops and the very real option that George Bush may be booted from power on 2 November (oh please), is Blair really foolhardy enough to put all his eggs in this particular basket? Er, yes he is actually. Let’s start our emigration plans now.

Dear World: We Brits apologise unreservedly for the idiocy of our deranged, egomaniacal prime minister. The Labour party will probably oust him in favour of someone with a shred of decency, as soon as the opportunity arises. In the meantime, please be aware that we are just as angry with his genocidal lapdog behaviour as you are.

Dear America: Please. PLEASE. PLEASE VOTE THE PSYCHOPATHIC RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALIST OUT ON NOVEMBER 2. You deserve better. We all do.
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